No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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