..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
