I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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