Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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