Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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