she told me i tasted like america
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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