i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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