i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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