Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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