The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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