I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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