Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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