I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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