Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
is wine microwaveable?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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