Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
