Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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