i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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