there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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