I don't usually arrange sex via text message
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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