i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.