Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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