Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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