Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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