need another drink. this is the easiest way
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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