office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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