Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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