I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I have fence marks all over my body
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