Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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