It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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