he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
