So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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