Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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