either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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