I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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