I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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