dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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