I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
