oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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