She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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