Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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