Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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