i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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