its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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