doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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