found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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I AM VODKA MAN
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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