Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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