i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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