What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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