so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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