She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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