I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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