he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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