that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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