You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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