i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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