I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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