Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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