is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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